I’ve experienced no ill effects from my over-the-top Mountain Dew consumption, except that I’m kind of fat and pretty crazy and I can never sleep (even though I’m always tired). I’m sipping one right now, and it’s making me temporarily invincible. I’m not gonna lie — I feel awesome. I feel more awesome than you, in all probability.
So What if Mountain Dew Can Melt Mice? - Hollywood Prospectus Blog
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If you’re a serious Mountain Dew drinker, you’re probably also the eater of many processed, non-organic foods. Perhaps you’re also a compulsive worrier and a functioning alcoholic. Maybe you sometimes eat things that aren’t technically food
So What if Mountain Dew Can Melt Mice? - Hollywood Prospectus Blog
(grabbing a second quote because this is good, too, and… really… doesn’t Klosterman writing something about Mountain Dew warrant two “Share on Tumblr”s?)
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