Since doing the US Cellular Field drawing, I’ve been thinking about the name. It’s a horrible name. My thought progressed to thinking about an ideal world where the naming-rights thing was outlawed, and teams had to choose new names for their parks.
US Cellular Field would, obviously, revert to being called (New) Comiskey Park.
Similarly, Progressive Field would revert to Jacobs Field, O.co Coliseum would revert to Oakland-Alameda County Coliseum, and Rogers Centre would revert to SkyDome.
But there are still a whole load of horribly-named parks that we need new names for.
Safeco Field (I think this should be Griffey Field)
Great American Ball Park
Minute Maid Park
Citizens Bank Park
I kinda really want to start referring to Safeco as Griffey Field.