I’ve experienced no ill effects from my over-the-top Mountain Dew consumption, except that I’m kind of fat and pretty crazy and I can never sleep (even though I’m always tired). I’m sipping one right now, and it’s making me temporarily invincible. I’m not gonna lie — I feel awesome. I feel more awesome than you, in all probability.
So What if Mountain Dew Can Melt Mice? - Hollywood Prospectus Blog
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If you’re a serious Mountain Dew drinker, you’re probably also the eater of many processed, non-organic foods. Perhaps you’re also a compulsive worrier and a functioning alcoholic. Maybe you sometimes eat things that aren’t technically food
So What if Mountain Dew Can Melt Mice? - Hollywood Prospectus Blog
(grabbing a second quote because this is good, too, and… really… doesn’t Klosterman writing something about Mountain Dew warrant two “Share on Tumblr”s?)
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A better answer as to why people dislike Nickelback is tautological: They hate them because they hate them. Sometimes it’s fun to hate things arbitrarily, and Nickelback has become an acceptable thing to hate. They’re technically rich and technically famous, so they just have to absorb the denigration and insist they don’t care. They have good songs and they have bad songs, and the bad songs are bad enough to build an anti-Nickelback argument, assuming you feel like that’s important. But it’s never required. It’s not like anyone is going to contradict your thesis. There’s no risk in hating Nickelback, and hating something always feels better than feeling nothing at all.
Taking in a concert doubleheader with Creed and Nickelback, the world’s most hated bands - Grantland
(pretty much everything here is pull-quotable)
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