January 4, 2012

I’ve experienced no ill effects from my over-the-top Mountain Dew consumption, except that I’m kind of fat and pretty crazy and I can never sleep (even though I’m always tired). I’m sipping one right now, and it’s making me temporarily invincible. I’m not gonna lie — I feel awesome. I feel more awesome than you, in all probability.

So What if Mountain Dew Can Melt Mice? - Hollywood Prospectus Blog

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tags #Mountain Dew #Chuck Klosterman #Klosterman #grantland

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